Tabloid Digest

It’s clear to me now why he looks the way he does.

The product you have been waiting for is finally available, the Perez Hilton punch bag. It has a realistic bloody eye feature for extra satisfying Perez Hilton punches.

Perez Hilton gets our award for the Most Annoying Person of 2007. He will probably win next year too unless he dies heheh

What everybody wanted for Christmas this year, the Perez Hilton dart board comes wrapped in an ample layer of blubber and will say annoying things all day.